I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real: The Ultimate 4oz Stick O' Butter Squishy
$11.99
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real: The Ultimate 4oz Stick O' Butter Squishy
$11.99
Yes, it looks delicious. No, please don’t put it on a baked potato. 🥔❌
Ever had an overwhelming urge to just pick up an entire stick of butter and aggressively squeeze it? Your hyper-specific dream has finally come true. Meet the 4oz Salted Butter Squishy—the most satisfyingly smooth, zero bounce back novelty toy your hands will ever experience!
Why Your Hands Need It:
- The Perfect Desk Companion: Ditch the boring stress balls. Smash your work anxiety with a handful of pure, unadulterated dairy-free joy.
- Zero Mess, All the Flex: Smooth, soft, tactile satisfaction with absolutely no sticky residue or greasy fingers.